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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll- Sept. 5)

How much money would it take for you to eat your grandmother's hand after she passed away?

a.) Shit, I'd munch on those granny fingers for FREE, Davey Mac!!  (27%) 

b.) I'm not a carnivore so I would decline, David.  I only survive on the protein of rabbit semen.  (23%)

c.) Give me fifty bucks and I'll eat the hand, the pussy, the ass, the WHOLE fucking thing, Dave Man!  I need cash now!  (24%)

d.) No comment.  I'm on trial currently for doing this very thing. (26%) 


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