How much money would it take for you to eat your grandmother's hand after she passed away?
a.) Shit, I'd munch on those granny fingers for FREE, Davey Mac!! (27%)
b.) I'm not a carnivore so I would decline, David. I only survive on the protein of rabbit semen. (23%)
c.) Give me fifty bucks and I'll eat the hand, the pussy, the ass, the WHOLE fucking thing, Dave Man! I need cash now! (24%)
d.) No comment. I'm on trial currently for doing this very thing. (26%)