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Dave's Two Cents: Don't Torture Animals!

...Unless they know some secrets about terrorism.  Or if they are just moping around and being all lazy at the zoo when I've paid 80 God Damn dollars to bring my kids there, and these fucking lions are yawning.  Or if you and I get really hungry after smoking some pot.  In that case, I'm all for water-boarding the Holy Piss out of those furry fuckers.  This has been Dave's Two Cents.