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Sometimes I get high...

......and when I do, I'll watch "2001: A Space Odyssey" by Stanley Kubrick.  Other times, I go and play one of the Madden football games.  I sure as shit wish we could combine the two; make some sort of hybrid game where we are all fucked up on pot and there is a big fat John Madden Space Baby looming over the Earth.  Then, out of fear that the Madden-Space-Baby is gonna eat us tasty Earthlings like a planetary turducken, we get all of the armies from across the globe to shoot nuclear footballs at his fucking head, blowing him up like an Irish Death Star.  Fuck you, Madden-Space-Baby.  Eat Earth's shorts.

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