Did you know that the original title of the Beatles' "Hey Jude" was actually "Hey Jules"? It's fucking true! Look it up somewhere if you don't believe me. Anyway, this entire shitty factoid was just a poor ruse to post a picture of my daughter, Julianna (who we sometimes call Jules), next to John Lennon. Yeah, yeah, I know- "Hey Jude" is a Paul McCartney song, not a John song. No shit, Ringo. I practically invented the Beatles. Other things I practically invented are:
* Teeth-Dicks - little plastic penises that one can attach to their teeth to celebrate a birthday or funeral
* FuckMyBob.com - a failed romantic match-making site I created that went bankrupt after only two Bob's and zero women signed up at the low, low price of $2,000 a month.
* The Gospel According To Ruff - a "company" in which I would get drunk and high and go over to your house and tell you whether your pet dog was a Christian, Jew, Muslim, or Atheist. I am currently being sued for this last one.
Anyway, here's the damn picture of my daughter and John already: