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Dave's Two Cents: Mike Francesa is a fatso.

I mean, just what the shit is this guy eating anyway?  I see that he drinks Diet Cokes.  Maybe he's sabotaging himself by secretly adding extra lard to his own God Damn soda's when he thinks we're not looking.  Well, we ARE looking, Mike.  We're looking right the fuck at you and your front-butt that pops over your belt.  If Mike Francesa sat on me, he'd squash my head like the dumb egg that it is.  This has been Dave's Two Cents.