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Farewell to 2013

Goodbye, 2013.  You were better than 2012.  In fact, you fucked 2012 right in it's even-year'd ass.  Screw you, 2012.  You just got your shit sucked by does it feel, asshole?  Yeah.  We fucking thought so. 

That's right.  Here at East Side Dave Country, we proclaim to be the only website in the world that calls random dates "assholes".     Good day.

Dave and NFL MVP Adrian Peterson show their lightsabers before going into a Pre-K classroom and beheading some "younglings".