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When I think of Christmas...

Snake Eyes is FUCKED.

...I think of all the Star Wars and G.I. Joe action figures I received in my childhood Christmas tenure.  I also remember that I was nearly fourteen when I was finally told the truth about Santa Claus.....that unfortunately he died in 1983 and that this is a "new" Santa in his place.  In fact, if one listens to "Jingle Bells" backwards, they will hear the secret lyric - "Santa is dead. And Dave jerked off in his stocking last year."  Anyway, Merry Christmas to you and Santa 2.0.