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Happy Thanksgiving, Dave Pound! Part II

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While I already wished you wonderful people a Happy Thanksgiving on Tuesday, I realized to myself, "Who the shit wishes someone a Happy Thanksgiving on a fucking Tuesday?!?!  Tuesday's ain't Thanksgiving, daddy!!!  THURSDAY'S be Thanksgiving!!!"  Thus, after talking to myself in italics for another 40 minutes, I decided on this here Thursday to once again wish you fantastic mother-fuckers a PROPER "Happy Thanksgiving, you sons of bitches!!!"   There!!!  Now enjoy your shittin' day, dogsies!!!  Peace!!