It's finally here! The wonderful food! The presents! The candy canes! Wait! Shit!!! I'm thinking of Christmas again!!! Fuckies!! I'm stupid!! I get those two holidays mixed up quite a bit!! I think I have brain trauma!! And I'm not even a football player!!! But shit, homies, I walk around like one concussed red-haired monkey!! Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!!!
- Davey Mac