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Dave's Thoughts - "I am not a fan of Katy Perry's music."

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I know, I know.  This is a REAL shocking and controversial statement from the Dave Man.  Well shit, Dave Pound, if you can't take the heat, stop walking into the kitchen, or however the fuck the phrase goes.  I know it's somewhat cliche to say that Katy Perry's songs are shitty.  In fact, I am not going to even go that far.  I can understand why her music has generated a ton of hits.  I am just saying, for me, and only me, in fact I wish no ill will on Katy Perry fans, but for little humble "East Side" Dave of 123 Awesome Taste Boulevard, I would rather make out with a leper while my dick was being slowly sawed off by a man dressed up as a tiger than to have to hear that fucking "Roar" song of hers one more time.  Shitties, I'd gladly accept a large protruding needle that had been dipped in chlamydia stuck into my dick-hole than listen to that song come out of my co-worker's fucking radio again.  This has been......Dave's Thoughts...