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It's my birthday TODAY!!!

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I hope you got me something nice......like a poster of two animals fucking the shit out of each other.  That would be awesome.  Anyway, happy birthday to ME!!!  Hahahahahahahaa!!  I'm higher than a fucking helicopter right now!!  Speaking of helicopters, did you know that on the set of Twilight Zone: The Movie, a chopper crashed and killed star Vic Morrow?  Did you know that?  Oh.  You did know that.   Well, then color me an asshole!!  I'm sorry for doubting your movie trivia knowledge!!  I might as well let my dog chew my dick off as punishment for underestimating you!!  Anyway, happy fucking birthday to myself!!  Peace!!

by Dave