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The word "selfie" is so lame.

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Is it me, or does the word "selfie" douche you the shit out worse than seeing one of those Values.com "Pass It On" commercials?  (If you don't know what I'm talking about, click HERE to see some little asshole illegally wander up to a stage and start playing the piano.  I mean, just what the shit does that small, entitled son of a bitch think he's doing anyway?   "Encouragement- pass it on."  What the fuck?!?!  More like "Trespassing- pass it on."  Or perhaps "Severely Disciplining Your Spoiled Brat Of A Child So As To Not Have Him Ruin A Piano Concert That You Stupidly Paid $380 for- pass it on."  And what kind of pussy pianist is it that just sits back and lets this fucking kid ruin his finely-tuned grand piano by butchering "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."  If I was that guy, I'd slam the God Damned keyboard cover on that tiny fucker's fingers until he bled like the rat he is.  And should these parents not be reprimanded for total and absolute child neglect?  "I thought he was with you"  =  the very sentence uttered every day by drug-addicted prostitute-mothers across America.  Fuck you, Values.com.  I don't even know what weird New World Order type of organization you are...but I'm a 1000% sure that you are spearheading the beginnings of the End Times.  I gotta shit.)

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