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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- August 6)

  I got a haircut and I am feeling good.

a.) Good.  Now change your shit-pants, you dirty son of a bitch!!!

b.) Hair-cuts are nice.  Not as nice as sucking your own dick...but nice nonetheless.

c.) I hate getting my hair cut almost as much as I hate getting fucked by a goat...which happens every Tuesday...don't ask...

d.) Good for you, David!  Why don't you go jump in a volcano and lava yourself to death, you bragging bastard!!!