Oh, it's an EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW eclipse that the Planet Earth is not prepared for........as this explosive episode of the #ESDS shall burn your eyes out! Experience it NOW on CompoundMedia.com! Madness! Music! Mayhem! Watch the #ESDS today, dogsie! Before it's too late!
Original articles written by Davey Mac, and any BS news pertaining to Dave! What-What!!
It's on, daddy. The mind-melting EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW is here to bring the solar insanity on CompoundMedia.com at 7 PM (EST)!! Gather your kids, pets, and action figure collection and make them watch the glorious #ESDS!! Your very life depends on it! HISS!
It was a hot night in New York City on August 20th. And electricity was in the air. For the world's greatest wrestling faction, the Mac Foundation, entered the Barclays Center in Brooklyn with one thing on their mind........attend SummerSlam...and consume anything delicious that came within three feet of them. For the Mac Foundation signed up for the most intense type of contest one can compete in...a Texas Chocolate Match. And, after pandemonium ran wild.........the Mac Foundation emerged victoriously as your NEW champions! BAM!
Oh, yeah, daddy! SummerSlam is TONIGHT at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn and the Mac Foundation will be there in attendance! Ahhhhh......but this is no celebratory decree.....rather...this is an Open Challenge to any parent/child wrestling factions out there! For the Mac Foundation is here to dominate the competition! See you this evening in New York City, dogsie! BAM!
- Davey Mac
Different people think that they can play the game. What they don't understand.......is that I AM the game!! And yes! I'm ripping off this promo (almost verbatim) from Triple H!! But you know what, Triple H?! If you got a problem with what The Dave is saying.......then I got ONE word for ya!
- Triple D (aka The Dave)
Oh, YEAH, daddy! It's an exciting, new episode of THE EAST SIDE DAVE AND SON WRESTLING SHOW as they release their SummerSlam 2017 Special! And YOU can enjoy it right NOW in the Wrestling Show section of this site! Listen as Davey Mac, Stanley Mac, and special guest Julianna Mac give their explosive predictions and prognostications regarding the biggest wrestling event of the summer! It's THE EAST SIDE DAVE AND SON WRESTLING SHOW!! BOOM!
...It's all around us.
It's in our phone-camera...spying on us.
It's in the bathroom...giggling at us.
It's in our underwear...tickling us.
The Force...is with us.
- Davey-Wan Kenobi
Wrestling's newest, truly great, heel manager, FATHER DAVID, and his soldier, THE MASTER OF CHAOS Kevin Knight, warn the non-believers to repent...on the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW!! Watch the epic #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM (EST) on CompoundMedia.com! HISS!
Davey Mac brings the fire straight from his Gratuitous Talk Show Monologue into a musical number that burns the house down! From the August 15th, 2017 EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW!! Watch the epic #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM (EST) on CompoundMedia.com! HISS!
Oh, can we get a HELL YEAH! It's SummerSlam week, daddy! And that can mean just ONE thing! It's an EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW filled with excitement, madness, and chaos! With special guest, "The Master Of Chaos" Kevin Knight, Father David and the #ESDS pull no punches on this instant-classic of an episode! Check out "The Greatest Program Of All Time", the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW, on CompoundMedia.com right NOW!! HISS!
In this topsy-turvy world of Sin and Mayhem...only the glorious EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW provides the Light for the World!! Join the #ESDS this evening on CompoundMedia.com at 7 PM (EST).......or you'll be eternally damned!
BAM! And when Mr. McDonald enters the Barclays Center in Brooklyn on August 20th......he doesn't want any shit from you miscreants! Do you understand me?! You bottom-feeders salute Mr. McDonald with showers of praise and love! You DO NOT BOO Mr. McDonald, you little weasels! Mr. McDonald decrees, "At SummerSlam, YOU'VE got...no chance in HISS!!"
- Mr. David McDonald, C.E.O. of the #ESDS
Oh, YEAH, brother! Davey Mac, Stanley Mac, and Julianna Mac (otherwise known as The Mac Foundation) attended the independent wrestling federation known as the House Of Hardcore...and we nearly took over! The Mac Foundation annihilated most of the competition...but just as they were about to get their hands on WWE Hall-Of-Fame tag-team, the Rock 'N' Roll Express, ECW's legendary Sandman showed up to protect them! So, I'm issuing a challenge! We'll get you, Rock 'N' Roll Express!! If it's the last thing we do!!!
- Davey Mac
Dave reveals what celebrities he has a crush on and how he plans on getting them to go on a date with him...on the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW!! Watch the nightmarishly fun #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM (EST) on CompoundMedia.com! HISS!
The Dave Man believes in you.
And that's all you need to know.
What are you waiting for?
The EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW gives Planet Earth yet another, magical, musical memory before the soon-to-be-arriving, fiery Apocalypse turns us to glorious ashes of human dreams. Watch the transcendent #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM (EST) on CompoundMedia.com! HISS!