Oh yeah, sweet shits!! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is LIVE as always this Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, and we want YOU to join us and maybe even jerk it with us for a while!! Tune in to the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 103) at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, for a radio fuck-fest!! Call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW!!! Topics for the show shall include:
* Chiclets- we know it's a gum but the name sounds borderline racist to us.
* America's favorite concert pianist, Michael Van Pee, plays his brilliant new piece, poetically titled- "I Wish I Could Slam My Wife's...
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I have horrible allergies. Help me.
a.) Sure, Davey Mac! I'll help you...by fucking your ass with my over-sized, blue-ribbon, county fair-winning zucchini, you sick son of a bitch!! (26%)
b.) I don't help anyone with anything, David. And that includes my pet duck, Puffy, when he started quacking in horror for help as I was eating his brain. (23%)
c.) I'm in jail, Dave Man. No can do!!! (24%)
d.) I'll help you, Diddy...by cutting off your fucking nose and feeding it to my grandpa!! Hahahaha!! ...I'm also in jail... (27%)
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Correctomundo!! Barring Sirius XM Satellite Radio exploding like the Death Star (which is possible), the Davey Mac Sports Program XL from this past Saturday will be up in the On Demand section today!! Check it the fuck out!! Dave and Pepper rock and jock the shit out of broadcasting!! Gabe gets a new nick-name!! Medina murders Cousin Brucie's producer!! Grapes are eaten!! Booze is drunk!! And four to five Canadians are sacrificed!! Enjoy!!
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Do you believe in ghosts?
a.) Yeah, Dave Man!! I'm fucking one right now!! Yeeeeehhhhaaawww!! (25%)
b.) I do not believe in anything related to the paranormal, David. I'm a skeptic. I do, however, enjoy shoving large needles up a frog's anus. (24%)
c.) I only believe in gettin' HIGH, Diddy Mac!! I'm so high right now, in fact, I'm thinking of blowing up my brother-in-law's bowling alley!! Boom!! (26% )
d.) Ghosts shmosts. I prefer the famed Dildo Monster of New Mexico. (25%)
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Fuck to the YEAH!!! The Davey Mac Sports Program (online version) is back from a one week sabbatical because of Sean O and his wife having a baby!! Thus, this week's kick-fucking-ass episode is dedicated to ALL babies everywhere, plus the people who make them!! The show is ALSO dedicated to my DICK!!! Get it NOW on iTunes and/or RiotCast.com!!!
AND, listen to the Davey Mac Sports Program XL, LIVE as always, this Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!! Tune to the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 103) at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!! And make sure you wash your...
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How was your Cinco de Mayo, homies?
a.) Excellent, Davey Mac! I ended up going back to the orphanage in Mexico that I was raised in and blowing it the fuck up!! Ay caramba!! (24%)
b.) I don't celebrate holidays, David. Instead, I stay at home and jerk off to March of the Penguins. (23%)
c.) I had an AWESOME time, Dave Man!! I dropped acid and tied my dad to a chair and painted his face like clown! (26%)
d.) I just farted a lot... (27%)
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Because our buddy Sean O and his wonderful wife are having a baby TODAY, there shan't be an online version of the Davey Mac Sports Program this week!! HOWEVER, Davey Mac and Pepper WILL be doing the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!! LIVE on the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 105) at 7 Eastern, 4 Pacific!! Bring the sucks!! Bring the FUCKS!! Let's get so liquored up on Saturday that we seriously injure two random marmots of our choosing!! See you then!
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It's a really nice day out. What do you plan on doing?
a.) Robbing (24%)
b.) Farting (25%)
c.) Poisoning (25%)
d.) Reporting this poll to the police ASAP!! (26%)
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Have you ever wanted to eat your pet?
a.) No, Dave Man...but I have wanted to piss on my former grade school gym teacher, Mr. Churtle. Too bad he's dead!! (24%)
b.) Sometimes I get the urge to put a WHAM! song on, David, and cut my therapist's toes off... (25%)
c.) I enjoy eating mittens. (26%)
d.) This poll has gotten too weird for me, Dave. I'm gonna leave and do something normal...like tying my penis to a chair and setting them both on fire. (25%)
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Oh yeah, daddy!! This past Saturday's mother-fucking EPIC Davey Mac Sports Program XL on SiriusXM Satellite Radio is available here- http://www.struff.com/vbulletin/showthread.php/72442-Davey-Mac-Sports-Program-XL-4-20-13-live-show-MP3-download AND also in the SiriusXM On Demand section!! The show was an insane one as it was a special 4-20/Boston Tribute episode and was more fucked up than seeing a monkey giving your uncle a blowjob!! It was crazier than Oasis' Gallagher brothers putting M&M's in each other's asses!! It was more INSANE than letting a leprechaun date-rape...
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