I can’t wait until Fall is here…I’m really starting to get sick of this God-Damned heat!!!
a.) David, that’s because your half-red-head, half-martian, you pasty-skinned freak!!! Go get a tan and stick a carrot up your ass!!! (24%)
b.) I don’t like this time of year either, Dave, ever since the August of 1987 when I discovered that my father liked to jerk off horses in warm weather. (25%)
c.) It’s all the same to me, Davey Mac! Summer, Fall, icicles, cheese, cardboard, maggots, teeth…it’s all the same to me- Harvey, The Man Who Can’t Tell Anything Apart…coming soon from Marvel Movies. (26%)
d.) I disagree, Dave Man. I love the Summer. I barbecue hot dogs, and hamburgers, and little Swedish babies…it’s great! (25%)